VPL....Code for Visible Panty Lines

VPL...this is the only time I will ever say panty...unless I want to get on my darling daughter's nerves since "panty" is on her list of WORDS YOU DON'T SAY. If you want to see more of these words, just look for my posting from yesterday! BTW- guys...there is a VPL for you too and that is a no-no!

From Photobucket. Courtesy of Million68

VPL used to be for everyone...except for strippers. They knew of the benefits of g-strings before the rest of us. And I am not talking about the dollar bills stuck along the waistband either! Remember the '80s when the first go-round of skinny jeans was in? And if you could't find peg leg jeans, you made them by rolling and safety pinning them? Girbaud jeans in particular? Flashback time!

The look of tight jeans with high waists were just ruined by VPLs everywhere! Jeez, those jeans just accentuated the butt and highlighted the VPL in all it's glory! Don't even get me started on the beauty enhancement pleats provided! Can you say front-butt?

Now that thong no longer means the flip-flops you wear on your feet and they can be found at every store, not just Frederick's of Hollywood. (Did you think I wouldn't give you the link?) The VPL is nearly extinct. But there are havens for the VPL. You can find them congregated at Wal-Mart on the first weekend of the month. Just look around, they aren't as extinct as you think! You may want to go puke afterward but sometimes, you just can't look away despite the view. It's like the camel toe. It's just painful to see. Click here for more on that. 

Now, with the VPL nearly extinct we have another phenomenon called the "whale-tail" that has to be addressed. Yes, all the guys thought it was cute when Britney Spears flashed her tail to the world; but Girls, let me tell you this...it is NEVER, I repeat...NEVER appropriate to flash it in church. Yes, middle-aged lady who sits in front of us with your cute Ugg boots, Juicy Couture purse...I am talking to you! More on this topic to come!

So, go look in the mirror...butt first and see if you, too, are a victim of VPL. You don't have to resort to thongs for VPL extinction, you just need to find a better PANTY...(shudder at the word)!