You have seen it, the person at the mall who thinks they rock the yoga pant. Really, its more like a boulder in the yoga pants. And I ain't talking about rock solid abs.
Now, before you get in an uproar over what you may perceive as skinny bias...let me clarify something. I am lucky that I have been able to maintain a healthy weight but even I know what I look like in yoga pants and if I don't like what I am seeing, neither would you. Yes, I have a bit of a belly (thanks to my kids!) and my legs are not as smooth as I would like them to be and I am proud to look the way that I do at my age. But, that doesn't mean that I want to flaunt it and make everyone behind me snicker "omg, what was she thinking?". Yoga pants are good for 19 year old string beans, toddlers (really, is there anything cuter?) and...I know...novel idea here but go with it...YOGA CLASS!
I do, however know some non-string bean gals who can pull it off and still look good...so it is possible...you just have to not worry about the size on the tag. But even skinny people can look ridiculous if the yoga pant is too small. Helllllloooooo!!!! Has everyone broken their mirrors? I mean, really....you can get full length mirrors at Walmart for less than $10. Take my advice, get one, use it and the eyes of the world will be happy.
Newsflash...camel toes should only be found on camels! That term is not an endearment!
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Now, before you get in an uproar over what you may perceive as skinny bias...let me clarify something. I am lucky that I have been able to maintain a healthy weight but even I know what I look like in yoga pants and if I don't like what I am seeing, neither would you. Yes, I have a bit of a belly (thanks to my kids!) and my legs are not as smooth as I would like them to be and I am proud to look the way that I do at my age. But, that doesn't mean that I want to flaunt it and make everyone behind me snicker "omg, what was she thinking?". Yoga pants are good for 19 year old string beans, toddlers (really, is there anything cuter?) and...I know...novel idea here but go with it...YOGA CLASS!
I do, however know some non-string bean gals who can pull it off and still look good...so it is possible...you just have to not worry about the size on the tag. But even skinny people can look ridiculous if the yoga pant is too small. Helllllloooooo!!!! Has everyone broken their mirrors? I mean, really....you can get full length mirrors at Walmart for less than $10. Take my advice, get one, use it and the eyes of the world will be happy.
Newsflash...camel toes should only be found on camels! That term is not an endearment!
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